1. to devarishi
red light pe khara hai… sabke liye red light.. uske liye disco light… aur log taliya maar rahain honge.

2. bhanu’s was best
maine suna hai ki “chote logon ka chota hota hai ”

3. to vicky 4rm raghu
tune shaadi karli to tu maalik ho gaya uska??tu use rasoi mein bandh ke rakhega???
teri gaa** main jalta hua karcha ghusa dena chahiye.

4. to the pink t-shirt one.. frm ahemdabad…raghu..
tu show interesting banayega?? kya interesting ha tujhme…
tu mujhe mat sikha show kaise interesting banta hai.. 5 saal se yahi kaam kar raha hun… mujhe mat sikha tu.. samjha?


5. RAGHU TO DEVARSHI
raghu-tu skool me bahot pita he na….
.
dev- no
.
raghu-agr me or tu ek skool me hote toh me tuje roz maarta….jb tu jata me tuje bolta gana sunane ko,tu sunata or me tuje “chanta maarta”(tapori style)..!!

6. to paulami de
raghu - 3 boy frnds kyu??
rajiv - baaki utne acche nahi hai.


7. raghu to devarshi
agar tu aisa gaana gaye ga to tujhe police pakka pakad kar le jayegi…
aur jo teri bail dene aayega usko bhi ander kardegi tere sath….

8. aakh pe paati bandh ke hathi ki puch pakdne se wo SAAP nahi ho jata hai

9. the ultimate one was:
raghu:” tu apne aap ko stud samhajta hai na?? meri kitab mein aise log stud nahi bast**d hote he!!!!”

10. rajeev in ahmedabad…
that guy who said use an throw…
guy: ji bahaut kuch kiya hai… larai ki hai ….masti ki hai doston ke saath.. ….
rajeev:ye to aise bol raha jaise interrogation mein bolte hain…. -haan maine ye kia hai.. haan maine wo kiya hai”.

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